September 12, 2024
From 'The Earth Is Going To Incinerate In 30 Years' To 'Clearly You Were Born In The Wrong Body', American Leftists Live In A Mental Prison Of Their Own Making
By M. Walter -All News Pipeline
We need to talk about our progressive brothers and sisters mental health.
Theyre not well.
Like, literally, not well. Even that well-known hotbed of conservatismTufts University says so:
Many studies that show that conservatives are more likely than liberals/progressives to describe themselves as happy, and this relationship holds when one controls for demographics. In other words, conservatives do not report being happier because they are more advantaged; instead, a conservative who has the same social circumstances as a progressive is likelier to be happy.
And its not just Tufts. If you Google, as I did, the phrase progressives more mentally ill than conservatives (dont add quotation marks), you will see many sources with many studies from many different places attesting to this sorry condition for our miserable lefty friends.
Is it any wonder? Really? If you just think about it for a little bit, it doesnt take long to understand why.
THE EARTH WILL INCINERATE IN 30 YEARS!
Imagine believing that. No, really.Imagine it. Youre a dyed-in-the-wool lefty, a real red-diaper baby, maybe you have intellectuals as parents, and they weaned you on this nonsense. Since before you could walk, they read you horror childrens stories of how yourethe change weve been waiting for and its up toyouto save the planet (since we couldnt.)
No pressure.
YouyesYOUare responsible for getting the massive federal leviathan totax the rich moreor we all dieorsomething. Im not really clear on how this all works, but, evidently, enough people are and, dammit, this army of Greta Thunbergs better get busy, or were all dead by 2054, give or take a year.
But no pressure.
YOURE 13 AND FEEL DIFFERENT? CLEARLY, YOU WERE BORN IN THE WRONG BODY!
And by the way, we need you to save the environment while youre undergoing sex reassignment surgery and the attendant hormone and other pharmaceutical treatments necessary to turn you into some kind of gender Frankenstein so you can betruly happyor something Im not really clear on how that works either, but they are, so here we are.
Imagineagain, really imagine itbeing told (or having it affirmed) that you really were born in the wrong body and that mommy and daddy will help you nip this, tuck that, chop this, add-on that, so you can behappy. Its not that youre just a normal teenager and need your parents support to feel comfortable in your own skin until you have matured physically/emotionally/legally such that you can give your informed consent to undergo this medical transformation.
Oh no. It must be donenow, not even a few years from now.Right now. Just like saving the planet has to beright nowor it will betoo late.
REPUBLICANS WANT TO SHOOT YOU!
So in between climate protests and plastic surgery, you must survive school. Literally survive it. With active shooter drills and everything. And why? Because those eeeeeeeevil Republicans wont ban guns. Thats right. Fullyhalfthe people you share a country with areeeeeeevil. And you might even have some of them in your own family!Horrors! And they come over for holidays. Dear God, can it get worse?
You better believe it can.
YOUR COUNTRY SUCKS
Your country is racist. Thats right. You were born into Original Sin. No, not the biblical kind. Heaven forbid. Your parents are devout atheists.
Original Sin as in slavery, which, according to your parents and your teachers, old, white, American men practically invented right here just three or so centuries ago. Nowhere else. It may not havetechnicallybeeninventedhere, but just overlook that; it wasperfectedhere. Its not that human beings have enslaved other human beings since human beings were invented.
Oh no.America(ahem)masteredit, and in case youre not clear on this:America sucks. Americabad. Your flag is a symbol of hatred and oppression, and you are living on stolen land. Thats right. Yourhousecould be on the grave of Native Americans we brutalized and oppressed. And everything you hold dear was built on the backs of stolen labor, stolen land.
INSOMNIA
So, at the end of another long day, while you lie awake in your bed, on that stolen land, thinking about the days climate protest, tomorrows appointment with your gender-reassignment counselor, and the homework due in your America-bad history class where you may get shot, you cannot break out of this mental prison thats been built for you. Theres no escaping it.
You can try but your immutable characteristics define you: white? Well, duh: evil, white privilege. Black? Youre oppressed. And too stupid and poor to obtain a legal ID. (So weverepeatedlybeen told by lefties opposed toanyform of voter ID.) Latino? Youre fit only for lettuce-picking and toilet-cleaning, you poor dreamers, you. Dream on. (So say the Democrats whenever anyone asks them what wed do without open borders.) And finally, God forbid: Asian?Over-privileged stealer of freshman class seatsyou tiger-mommed smarty-pants you.
Theres nothing about you or your circumstances that can free you from this mental prison. The more you think about it, the more hopeless it gets:
Born here? Or live here? Youre an ugly American. As for global warming, well, unless you plan to live on Mars, youre screwed that way too: doomed to incinerate because you cant get your white/black/Latino/Asian ass out of bed to save the planet.
You see, theres no way out of these walls of doom your progressive elders have put you in.
Youare bad.
Your countryis bad.
Your planetis doomed.
Andwere all screwedbecause we couldnt fix everything and neither, evidently, can you.
But no pressure or anything.
Sweet dreams!
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